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Sound logic.

You can tell when I’m really attracted to someone because I will1. Refuse to make eye contact.2. Flee as quickly as possible if I get any sort of positive reaction.

You can tell when I’m really attracted to someone because I will
1. Refuse to make eye contact.
2. Flee as quickly as possible if I get any sort of positive reaction.

Google’s new smart-glasses will ensure your ex follows you Everywhere. That’s what people want, right??

Google’s new smart-glasses will ensure your ex follows you Everywhere. That’s what people want, right??

I remember playing this game! This and Lucky Luke came on a GBA cartridge I got abroad that had a collection of 50 games (it was really only maybe 10 different games, but in various languages).

Jinbe was such a dick.

Nicole Kidman you so crazy. I like it!

Nicole Kidman you so crazy. I like it!

I have a thing for lesbians.
(it’s called a vagina)

I was just saying they need to come up with adult size gushers/fruit roll-ups! I need this to LIVE. Or at least to die happy and full of sugar.

DIE, SOCK NINJAS!

I’m not a die hard fan (problem #1 she doesn’t have a penis “Neither does Justin Bieber” i’ll make an exception), but I have to say Taylor Swift was looking good tonight at the Brit Awards!

I’m not a die hard fan (problem #1 she doesn’t have a penis “Neither does Justin Bieber” i’ll make an exception), but I have to say Taylor Swift was looking good tonight at the Brit Awards!

What’s up with the funfetti statue this year??

What’s up with the funfetti statue this year??